He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
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