It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
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it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
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I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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