is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
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