I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
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I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
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They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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