just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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