i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
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Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
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seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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