I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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