problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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