that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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