At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
