stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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