i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
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i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
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Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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