After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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