its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
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Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
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At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I'm bleeding and have questions
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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