I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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