I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
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