He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Green mimosas i think yes
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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