quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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