And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
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They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
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Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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