with your own penis?
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
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Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
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I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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