I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
