i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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