It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
ok first of all what the fuck
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