What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
You need Xanax blowdarts
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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