You surviving the open bar?
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they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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