Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
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BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
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So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
We're too hungover to prance.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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