It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
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Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
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i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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