I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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