Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
These tits shall not be calmed
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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