we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Operation Purity has been aborted
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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