Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
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She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
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I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
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