im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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