I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Randomize
