i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
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me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
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I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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