im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
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I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
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I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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