He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
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apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
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YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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