Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
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Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
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what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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