I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
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Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
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As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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