I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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