I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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