are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
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I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
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Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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