Can i not drive my cunt home
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Randomize