omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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