I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
did you just send me my own nude
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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