He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
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