I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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