I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
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Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
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What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
I love you.
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