True but thats because hes a fetus.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
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Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
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I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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