I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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