I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
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I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
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Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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