Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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