real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
