Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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