He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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