is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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